Somewhere, right now, is a guy wondering if his sister is actually his brother. Somewhere else, right now, is a girl wondering if her vagina is supposed to look like a penis after all.

Meanwhile, in an entirely different place, is an old man trying to stand up after an oddly butch woman knocked him down the stairs.

These are all unrelated occurrences...

OR ARE THEY?!?!?!?

I DON'T KNOW!!!! I JUST DON'T KNOW!!!!